if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
sm: [is down to only 2 groups that still have all their original members, one of which has only been around for like 8 seconds]
shinee: my momma said i have to go home right now immediately
sm: due to *spins colorful wheel* scheduling conflicts, *throws a dart at board* shinee’s minho *picks card* was uninvited to our birthday party?
the public: wow yg has so many scandals… seungri in the hospital..
sm: wait, look at us.
the public: park bom…
sm: wait GUYS look at US
the public: now this ikon business?? wow yg….
sm: Jessica is fired
*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６ ６ ６*
*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9 ６9 ６9*
I WANT TO CRY OMG